justgirlythings:
You’re all beautiful, regardless of what body you want. Remember that.
(via love)
I dont understand when in horror movies…
sodamnrelatable:
The girl is like…

And the killer is like…

and the scene ends like…

(Source: customatic, via velizaraaleks)
math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Me:
Breathe if you find me attractive.
Entire human race:
*dies from lack of oxygen*
me:
hey I just met you and-
me:
why are you walking away